...are most certainly not available on this blog. Geez, what kind of pervert do you people think I am, anyway?

(Besides, if I did have nude photos of Gov. Palin, do you think I would be making them available on this blog for free? What kind of moron do you people think I am, anyway? I'd be out selling those suckers to the highest bidder. After all, capitalism is the engine that drives this here great democracy). ;-)

But enough of this light, airy banter. I'm here to make one final post before the end of Wacky Season (i.e., the election). Politics is serious business and I want to make a serious analysis of campaign advertisements. Here for your serious perusal and consideration is a concise summary of the content of the "typical" campaign ad:

"Vote for (me). (I) have the qualifications and perserverance necessary to make the changes needed in (Washington) (wherever) to fulfil your needs. (I) will even stand up to my own party if need be.

And, my opponent eats babies. (I) have the (doctored) photos and the (manipulated) statistics to prove it.

God bless America! (and to hell with the rest of the world!)"

Now, get your sorry asses off the couch and vote (before the government makes it mandatory so you can legally drive, collect Social Security and all the rest of that crap).

I'm mybadattitudes and I approved this message. (and the fact that I haven't eaten any real food and therefore my blood sugar is out of whack has nothing to do with it.) :-)

Peace.

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